[Onyx] Oh Pete Nice? I'm smoother than him, man I mean he wears suits and all, you know no disrespect.. *incomprehensible*
[Girls] Yeah right, just a thought (* giggling *)
[Zev Love X] Heavy D yo, the girls they love me (* girls crack up *) They love me, I just know it!
[Onyx] Yea Positive K? He's dip dip divin ??
[Girls] Yeah right
[Zev Love X] Yeah LL, yo he might keep the girls +Jinglin+ but yo.. I'm the man (* girls crack up *) I'm the man, as a matter of fact Yo, see they laughin at me man
[Girls] I'm the man!
[Zev Love X] Yo, that ain't right Yo, well anyway
By the hairs of my chinny chin chin, gots many plus plenty String by string, I think I counts like twenty If you loan me a ear, I'll return it with interest If not, I'll simply twist the wrist So listen up closely, with thoughts to recoup me Cause I hope to gross like ten cent per groupie Now only if I had two G's per strand Ask my anchor banker, he understands I used to wrap my hand around a cold gold can Someone once said health is wealth, so check self I gots a perfect check-up, 'cept for a hiccup, roll with no stick-up How can I keep the goya nectars on my shelf? Oh boya how I searched for an employer But before Zeale Huckleberry film was in Tom Sawyer Now use your imagination, just a smidgen If I was a bird I'd be a pigeon Succumb one to crumbs and pizza crust, when every fella can eat fresh fish and live fat like pelican Then again, that's only if your capable for freckles or blue eyes -- I settle for Heckle'n'Jeckle while I chuckle at my man with the cellular phone The only phone I own's a funky xylophone's tone Ain't no joint in, annoyin high-pitched ringin We do the tap twist and twitch bringin through soul and this cordless thingamajig Sure as Onyx's clippers etch a clue to your wig We'll do the gig so make your mind ?? The pipe, the bowl or us fiddlers, don't riddle us I'll even ride a bus to the coast if clear For okay pay, I'll say ?? Now all this runnin round's kickin me right in the rear And still I'm judged by the hairs on my chinny chin chin And I'm able to hit a skin (* girls giggling *) just like my man Puba Maxwell, so I'm smooth
[Onyx] Yeah, candy get the job done but yo, I take care of business
[Zev Love X] {Peachfuzz} Now what's up with this peachfuzz nonsense? {Peachfuzz} What are y'all talkin about this peachfuzz? {Peachfuzz} Nah, I just got one thing to say {Peachfuzz} Ahh man..
[Onyx] By the hairs of my chinny chin chin, six black hairs String by string, I think I counts five pairs That's a little, but still, can I get a thumbs up? At least for the peachfuzz that sums up a tidbit, yeah that's it, but who gives a sugar honey iced tea besides me For if, I ever riff, yet and still, ? windmills So I take time just to kill I say cute is for a bear, teddy bear like Teddy Ruxpin Would I be handsome if I pimped in a tux then smoked a cigar with some black chinese shoes then picked up some friends in my Benz and start cruisin Huh, that's a dream that I ain't even livin If that makes a man, surely I'll recommend I'll stay a toy boy eatin Butterfingers With Knowledge of Self, and colorin books on my shelf I wanna grow up, cause maybe if I did then I wouldn't be treated like a Toys'R'Us kid when they counts ten upon my chin By the hairs of my peachfuzz, let's say each was an inch, psych because I can't pull or pinch It's a wrench, and I thought life would be a cinch But anyway, anyhow, let's talk about someway somehow that I can make my peachfuzz grow out Really, do I need beard that grows with no pores just to be respected and resemble Santa Claus? Hear this clear, I'm a MAN I tell ya No dreams or drugs like the slugs will I ever sell ya A man I am, in the body of a youth So don't play me like I'm Born Universe Truth Truth So when I knock at your hearts, let me in And judge me not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
[Onyx] Yeah, that's what we call, pimpin presence yo Call me tonight, knowhatI'msayin?
[Girls] (* girls laughing *) You got it
[Zev Love X] Yeah, you know I eat no pork So why can't I be as smooth as my man Dr. York? (* girls crack up *) I see none!
[Onyx] Yo.. I'm smoother than the bottom of Hammer's shoes after three hundred spins
[Zev Love X] No love here No hair on my chest, but my boy Ak West, I'm just smoother I'm just smoother
[Girls] Yeah right
[Onyx] I'm definitely smoother than y'all just saw
[Girls] It's about time!
[Zev Love X] I'm sayin, yo but, I don't want to hear {Peachfuzz} none of this peachfuzz nonsense {Peachfuzz} (Can't understand) Peachfuzz {Peachfuzz} You know {Peachfuzz} * girls giggling *
[Girls] {Peachfuzz} He's a little boy {Peachfuzz} * giggling * {Peachfuzz} {Peachfuzz} * laughing * {Peachfuzz} {Peachfuzz} {Peachfuzz} {Peachfuzz} .. * fades *
